Friday 23 April 2010

Funny IPL Awards

After looking at the awards categories like
BEST GROUND
BEST STADIUM EXPERIENCE

I could not resist myself to include a few more
BEST CROWD (even when the bombs blast)
BEST AUDIENCE
BEST GRASS
BEST LIGHTS
BEST STRATEGIC TIME OUT
BEST BAT
BEST BALL
BEST SUNGLASSES
BEST DRESS
BEST INSECT (when the lights were on)

BEST CHEER LEADER
BEST GRUMPY CRICKETER
BEST SCAMMER
BEST SUPPORTER
BEST MOTIVATOR (come on boys!)
BEST TWITTER POSTER

Well you can also add a few....

Thursday 22 April 2010

The Best of Dilbert

1.
Dilbert: As usual I worked until midnight last night, Mom
Mom:Well at least you made some extra money
Dilbert: I don't get paid for over-time
Mom: Well, at least it was important work.
Dilbert: Not really. My boss made me change my power point slides. But the changes make them worse
Mom: Well, at least you are prepared for the meeting
Dilbert: It was cancelled

Dilbert: But that's ok, the project isn't funded any way
Mom: So...you worked for free to worsen a presentation for a meeting that wont happen for a project that doesn't exist?
Dilbert: Yup.

HAHAHAHA

2.

Manager: Emails two copies to me when you're done
Dilbert: two copies? Its email
Manager: So?
Dilbert: Never mind..i will email two copies
Manager: and fax a copy on green paper for my files
Dilbert: Green? It's a Fax!
Manager:and bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing
Dilbert: Motivation... gone....losing... consciousness... (and falls unconscious)
Manager: How can I end up with all the lazy employees

HAHAHAHA!!

Tuesday 20 April 2010

The Tan side

It is really pathetic to tell the fact that the Indian society is colour prejudiced. Other parts of the world like to get tan and we are fascinated towards white??
I was going through Mumbai Mirror, a couple of days back and found a shocking news, that a husband threw his wife in the middle of the night citing that she is of dark complexion. This clearly indicates the lack of common sense. India is a country where the temperatures go as high as 50C, and how can the complexion be white. Indian's are brown's and not white's.

I like to blame the fairness cream ads that show dark complexion people as dull and lack energy.
Folks glamour does not come with 20 rupees fairness cream. Its all in broadmindedness. Our thinking needs a change.

No race, religion, region, gender or disability

Equal opportunity is the way to go!

This article is to bring awareness and not to insult or abuse anyone personally.

Monday 19 April 2010

Cryogenic story

Cryogenic relates to low temperatures. Cryogenic engines are considered the highest performing rocket engines. These can hold gases as at liquid state at temperatures as low as -423F (hydrogen) and -297F(oxygen). Well the otherside of this is the engines are bulkier, and (obviously) will need lot of insulation.

ISRO recently failed to launch of GSLV (because they used Indian made cryogenic engine?)

Could you believe the size of GSLV? My goodness the Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle is as tall as a 25-storey building and weighs 416 tons.

ISRO has now decided to use Russian cryogenic engine for the relaunch of GSLV in september.

Lets hope the Best

Sunday 18 April 2010

The T issue

Time and again the telugu media is poking into "T" issue every day. Do the media be asked not to discuss too much on the issue?

The media should show some responsibility and contribute to normalcy.
Today's politicians are using media just to make popularity and exploitation. Common man should now learn the tricks of the politicians and behave sensibly.

What we lack is patriotism.

Friday 16 April 2010

The ASH vs JET

Nature can hit you left, right and center. The latest disaster is the Iceland volcano eruption. It was a shock to all the air travel passengers. After a holiday who ever planned to return home would have been puzzled by looking at the airport flickering boards showing one word "CANCELLED".
The Iceland volcanic eruption and the subsequent ashes got spread for over 1000KM in just 2 days. It will be a surprise to know that Iceland has around 130 volcanoes (sitting within glaciers).
In 1821, the same volcano erupted for 2 years. It was also believed that it has taken a fifth of life on the Island.
The Airline carriers are expected to have incurred a loss of $200 million on each day.
So if you go on a holiday in future, make sure that you have a Plan B for contingency.

Thursday 15 April 2010

Is there an error in Slumdog Millionaire

Lately, I was watching the Slumdog Millionaire and noticed that there is a possible flaw in the movie.
Anil Kapoor (quiz master) asks the question and calls for a short break, without locking the answer.
I believe this is absolute blunder. In the regular soap series, the answer is locked, but to keep the audience pulse tense, the answer is revealed after the break.

The movie director gets OSCAR!! HAHAHA

Saturday 3 April 2010

Thrilling rides of Blackpool Pleasure beach

Friday the 2nd April, I went to the Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. It was over crowded, being a bank holiday.
What an experience with thrilling set of rides. The wait time for major attractions is up to 1 hour.
It is composed of both major rides and family rides.

BIG ONE: This is the center of the attraction. A ride that takes a free fall from 210 feet.
some one posted the ride video in youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i5FhJlze4Q
This looks to me like the iPhone app that I used to play

AVALANCHE: This is another major ride. I had a similar game on my iPhone. cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWfdywlZwJI

Even though BIG ONE is the major, the most exciting ride I felt the most is the INFUSION. This has a lot of twists and turns and your ears get hit to the side rubbers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NETMRVcL9iY&feature=related

Revolution (and Reverse): This is another cool ride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81WD5P715WU&feature=related

Apart from this the roller coaster, flying machines, Ice blast are all exciting.

Over all it is so big that it needs at least 2 days to enjoy all the available rides.

A 94 year lady going on Ice blast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww4qLpk7REY&feature=related

Hope to see you soon here